Farewell for the week
My dearest candidates, it has come time for me to bid you adieu for the weekend. In a scant ninety minutes time, I will step back through the Aetheric Portal, experiencing only the briefest period of disconcert before finding myself back on the soil of my dearest Empire, there to spend a glorious weekend with my wife and three young children on our Hampshire estate. My heart soars to think of the shade beneath our apple trees and my wife’s sweet company.
You must forgive my outburst. It seems that the gifts of Aegletes, those rays of fair Apollo, have rais’d in me quite a youthful spirit.
In any case, I will leave you with the news of the day and my fondest wishes.
Roll of Honour - Week One
It is my pleasure to draw to your attention those candidates who proved themselves pioneers this week. Now that all currently available tasks have been completed, I bring you the proud list of those ingenious individuals who were the first to complete each.
My most enthusiastic felicitations to them all.
Live Testing
On this coming Monday, June the 7th, we will commence the live testing which you have all been awaiting so avidly. As you while away this weekend, craving more ways in which to prove your worth to the Empire, you may daydream and look forward to the following:
Prepare yourselves, candidates.
It is time for me to bid you adieu for the bosom of my home. I leave you with the following portait of myself as I prepare to pass through the Aetheric Portal. I can only hope it serves as an acceptable replacement for my presence.
I am, as ever, your supervisor and faithful servant,
Charlton Rice-Laurie
