Etiquette
It is my great pleasure to inform you, Candidates, that you are approaching the culmination of your citizenship test. As such, I feel it is my duty to correctly prepare you for your eventual introduction to Imperial Society. To this end, today’s task will teach you the proper etiquette for a large soiree, at which you will meet many people.
From 14.30 BST to 16.30 BST today, I will be hosting a simulation of such an event in the text-only section of the popular “chat site” Omegle. To take part, all you must do is log on to the site, and observe the following etiquette:
To judge your ability to function in polite society, I will be circulating amongst the guests. If we should meet, I will give you further instructions on how to receive your grade for this task.
I am, as ever, your supervisor and servant,
Charlton Rice-Laurie